AFTER YOU: Totlandia Series - Book 3 Suburban Dark Comedy Kindle Edition

THIS IS BOOK 3 IN AN 8-PART EPISODIC SERIES.Each book completes a story arc, but it includes a series cliffhanger that connects Books 1-4; And then Books 5-8.In AFTER YOU... Spring comes in like a lamb as the exclusive Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club welcomes its newest members. But that tranquility belies a storm brewing, as new tensions and old rivalries come to a head.The surviving moms are ready to reap the rewards of membership, but none of them counted on club founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, needing a pick-me-up from a bitter betrayal. While lesser women might cry into their pillows, Bettina finds comfort in exerting control over her domain.With Bettina on a rampage, the new Onesies are trying to stay out of sight long enough to deal with their own issues:Lorna wants to tell her family about Dante’s autism, but keeping it on her own terms could be difficult when her hippie mom and socialite mother-in-law meet for the first time.Jillian fights to regain her financial footing and confront her own insecurities, finding comfort in an unexpected place.And Ally can’t bear the thought of hurting Jade, so she continues to bury her feelings for Brady.But when another desperate housewife stirs the mix, Jade could become a pawn in an even more devious game. It’s no ordinary spring in Totlandia, as emotions build to a fury and end with a roar.Friendship. Lies. Seduction. Betrayal. Welcome to the Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club.THE REVIEWERS ARE ECSTATIC⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Totlandia by Josie Brown was just a real joy to read. Right away, Brown hooks readers, and she doesn’t let go till the last page. I got so involved in each character’s story and was right alongside them, cheering for them and feeling all their emotions alongside them. I loved the variety of characters, the balance of funny and serious moments, and just the wacky story. I cannot wait to see what is next in the series!” —The Book CellarX⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Brown did it again! She wrote a book that is both hysterical and original. She gets at the heart of motherhood and all its glory and shame! She loves to develop numerous characters, and you are sure to connect with one, if not all, in some way. With whimsy and fun, she pulls you in. I absolutely adore her writing!” - Mommy Book Nerd⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “This feels very much like Gossip Girl repackaged for young mothers. Will this novel change your life? Absolutely not. Will you learn something deep and profound about the human condition or about yourself? No. Will you pass a few hours in the problems of someone else, someone with much more glamorous problems than your own? Yes. If you dig chick-lit with lots of fashion, backstabbing, and a little sex. I almost hate to admit it, but I can’t wait for the next in the series.” — LuxuryReading.com⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “With affairs, pending divorces, secret jobs, and unsavory pasts, each wannabe member hides something that could blow her chances for good. The women in Pacific Heights might be over-the-top, but in the end, the best interests of their kids are (almost) always at heart. Laugh-out-loud funny and sometimes touching, the Totlandia novellas serve as the perfect quick read for busy moms or anyone looking to escape with some gossipy fun.” — Examiner.com⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Josie Brown writes with her usual storytelling flair. The dialogue is smooth and flowing. The characters are easy to side with or become angry with, depending on each situation. And we mustn't forget all the sex (blush-worthy, at that) and scandal that is a staple of a true Josie Brown novel. It shows that there are mothers who are human and sometimes screw up even with the best intentions at hand. It's like a soap opera for mommies. Guilty pleasure, anyone?” Melissa Amster, ChickLitCentral.com Read more